When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
