I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Randomize
