he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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