My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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