It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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