Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Randomize