I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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