Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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