Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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