So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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