Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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