Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
