yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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