You're earring is so big in my mouth
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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