I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I want to make a zoo with you.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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