A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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