You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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