Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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