If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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