thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i love accidental penises.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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