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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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