oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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