can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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