Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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