oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
