To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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