i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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