I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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