You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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