we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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