Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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