I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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