I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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