so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
