you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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