He is an equal opportunity slut.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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