Where are you?
In a non slutty way
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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