stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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