I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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