sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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