you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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