Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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