I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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