He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
pop tarts are not kleenex
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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