: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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