Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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