The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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