Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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