How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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