kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Fuck appropriateness.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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