dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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