Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my being single is dangerous.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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