Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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